Saturday, January 16, 2016

Pacman Jones could channel Adele to apologize to Antonio Brown



Cincinnati Bengals cornerback Pacman Jones lived up to his word and apologized to Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Antonio Brown for saying Brown was faking a concussion.  Brown will miss the Steelers next playoff game because of concussion symptoms.  Pacman's dilemma was perfect for an Adele adaptation.

Hello, it’s me
I was wondering if after all these days you’d like to meet
To go over everything
They say that time’s supposed to heal ya
But I guess that doesn’t include concussions

Hello, did you hear me scoff?
I’m in Cincinnati, dreaming about the playoffs
When we had the ball and the lead
I’ve forgotten how it felt before Burfict knocked you off your feet

There’s such a difference between us
Your team playing and mine sitting at home

Hello from the defense side
I must’ve misspoke a thousand times
I want to tell you I’m sorry
For everything that I said
But when I went on those networks
I kept saying things I now dread

Hello from the defense side
At least now I can say I tried
To tell you I’m sorry
For us breaking your head
But it don’t matter, that I lied about what you said, anymore

Hello, how are you?
It’s so typical of me to talk about myself, I’m sorry
I hope that you’re well
Did you ever make it out of concussion protocol
When I said nothing ever happened?

It’s no secret
It was stupid of me to cuss
I’m running out of my mind

So hello from the defense side
I must’ve misspoke a thousand times
I want to tell you I’m sorry
For everything that I’ve said
But when I went on those networks
I kept saying things I now dread

Hello from the defense side
At least now I can say I tried
To tell you I’m sorry
For us breaking your head
But it don’t matter, that I lied about what you said, anymore


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